So many orders of destruction! We can see the pattern: destroy all opposition, within the government and the nation and the world. Oh, and remove all obstacles to the enrichment of the few and the immiseration of the many. No news here. Just an unprecedented onslaught. Well, since 1933. Forgive me for having smooshed it all into a song.
ON THE FIRST DAY — MEDLEY
Just before taking office he bullied Tel Aviv
Got a settlement
In exchange for more settlements
On the first day of 2.0, Project 2025
Dropped Paris agreement, saving trillion dollars, losing only one planet
Declared trans people to be nonexistent, like Palestinians
Renamed Denali back to Mt McKinley, erasing first nations,
we’re the only nation on the only planet, which we’ll get to next
All I want is a planet where there’s no indigenous people there
White face, white hands, white sheet ah wouldn’t it be Trumperly
Mass deportation millions doing crimes,
okay I’m lying as I do sometimes,
sure they do our work
But do you really need housing and food?
All I want is to separate
families who I teach you to hate
So I’m rescinding Biden’s reuniting families plan
And you’ll stay with me abso-feckin-lutely still
You won’t notice when I kill
The bill of rights, that’s my skill
All they want is a smart phone app
To apply to enter, well that’s just crap
They’ll only eat your cat and that’s not law and orderly
Reinvigorating Muslim ban you’re hating, yay!
E-racism feels so feckin good
Feck W.H.O.
Who needs health, long as you’ve got your wealth
D-E-I, diversity’s such a lie
Inclusion just makes me cry
And so I reserve equity for me and mine
Declare energy shortage cuz it wasn’t sunny
Opening Alaska’s Arctic wildlife refuge
Kill baby kill
And we’re also taking Mexico’s gulf
If they want it back, help us attack
Panama to show that China can’t use our canal
Billionaires kneelin’ on their knees
I make sure they say pretty please
I take good care of these
Because they are so Trumperly
I’d like to be indictment-free
With a sourpuss’s pardon of my thugs
I’ll let them out, every last lout
And prosecute those who indicted me
Race baitin’ keep on churnin’
Proud Boys keep returnin’
And we’re trollin’, trollin’ make the libtards quiver
Forget the stinkin’ permits
Let the miners mine
We love clean coal
EV’s are for sissies, real Americans love gas
Save the planet, nah, thank you, I’ll pass
Choke holds are in, pronouns are out
More private prisons, profits have risen
If you’ve done nothing wrong then you’ve got
Naught to worry about
And from now on:
You never have to think about others