- Singing CIA Agent George Shrub Speaks Title Page
- Reader Response
- Forewarnings
- Table of Contents
- Anywhere Revisited
- Remarks to the New York Society of Intervenors
- On Loving The Bomb
- Re-dressing America’s Wounds
- U.S. Meddle East Policy
- The Economy: Can We Budge It?
- Neighborhood Watch
- Africa, Asia and Latin America: Our Lower 40
- U.S. Government Apology on Central America
- On Jeane Killpatriot’s Orwellian Version
- Winning One for the Gaffer: Are the Misstatements Really Missing?
- Sunk Ships, Space Race, and Other Opportunities For War
- The First Presidental Debate
- The Bohemian Grove Leaks: A Threat to Civilization As We’ve Made It
- Remarks On The Nature Of Satire
- The Nicaraguan Aggression Against Iowa
- News Speak
- Address to the All-American Science Fiction Convention
- CIA Now Represented Directly At The U.N.
- More About The Second American Revolution
- Declaration Of Independence For The Second American Revolution
- America Is Back
- Progress In Our Latin Quarter
- On The Southern Front
- Nicaragua Rescue
- Prezron’s Explanation Of Central America To Middle America
- The Terrorist “Reformers” In Nicaragua
- Misplaced Items in the Air (MIA’S)
- Uncle Sam: His Story
- RE-INTRODUCTION TO AN INTERVENTION
- News Speak 1
- Tower Commission Reports
- News Speak 2
- Discrimination Against The Death Penalty
- News Speak 3
- Ayatollah Arms-Contra Cash Caper
- News Speak 4
- Uncle Sam: We Did It His Way
- News Speak 5
- Election ’88
- News Speak 6
- Election Wrap-Up
- News Speak 7
- Sum-Up of The Reagan Years
- News Speak 8
- President Bush Hips Gorb to the Facts
- News Speak 9
- Remarks On Panama To The Organization Of Americans For Control Of The Americas
- News Speak 10
- Address To The Society For The Westernization Of The East
- News Speak 11
- News Speak 12
- Nicaragua’s Democratically Imposed Elections
- News Speak 13
- I’ve Seen One Redwood
- News Speak 14
- NOW YOU ARE PERMITTED TO GO TO BOOK 2!